Best graduation cake ever. Thank you Laurie.

21flicks:

dreambigandlovebigger:

amandaalexa:

man i am going to miss this guy.

GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND 

My favorite Calvin Klein ad.

Mocha fudge cupcakes

Very rich but nummy nonetheless.

Best Alice, Hatter, Tiger Lily, and Peter ever. They were too cute.

princessa-con-ojos-azules:

bx—prodigy—xb:

capslockapocalypse:

bahricade:

i think the new tumblr layout is made just for long posts

HOLY FUCK I SCREAMED

LMFAOOO

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fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

Exactly the reason why Maleficent has always been my favorite. Thank you.

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princessofworms:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

theartofanimation:

COS

Please and thank you.

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(Source: jazled)

I guessed I’m doomed to “hell.” I will meet you there. 

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

Um, yes.

(Source: mackeznie)

peacefullyy:

alucardhellsing:

noemail:

bowtiesarecooltoo:

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

this post is perfect

(Source: dancingtilldawn)

The infamous cheesecake. This happens to everyone with cheesecake…or at least it should.